Monday, November 23, 2009

Scarves

I love scarves, but they're just rape accessories. Every time I wear one I worry that it will be the night I am raped. Because the fat kids may not be kidnapped, but fat girls get raped. Because they won't run away. And you add a scarf, well that fat bitch was asking for it.

It's why I don't wear hoop earrings anymore. It wasn't because it made me look too latina, it's because I didn't need to wear anymore rape bait.

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It's why I stopped wearing glitter because I looked like a rape lure.

1 comment:

  1. While I am a huge rape fan, the word feels overused here.

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