Ralph Laruen is facing a law suit... apparently he photoshopped his already anorexic model to make her look thinner, by removing her ribs, sort of like God did to Adam.
Now Barbie is suing him for copydoll infringement.
Barbie also hooked up with famous photographer, Christian Louboutin, who's agreed to be Babes' godfather for a year, providing the fatty sheds some pounds. Apparently, her cankles are too big for his wide angle lens.
Mattel respond to the allegations by recalling all Barbie houses featuring a kitchen. Instead, they will be offering a Barbie Fat Camp membership.
Of course you can watch all this on next season's The Biggest Loser, featuring Barbie and Ken.
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The only thing I worry about is that it may turn into more of a news story rather than a joke. like something from snl or the daily show. you know what i mean? find a way to make it more personal.
ReplyDeletehow so? My barbie doll collection organized a protest against him... but they couldn't march very far because their fat ankles wouldn't carry the weight?
ReplyDeleteLike intro it, why it's valid to you. did you grow up loving barbies? hate them because that bitch had everything and now not even she's good enough? and if you want to go into your dolls organized a protest....
ReplyDeleteI think it's okay to keep the news edge...
ReplyDeleteMaybe for the Barbie house...adding a fully functioning bulimia bathroom...
Also I think you need to be more clear about why Christian Louboutin is in the news..
Also, Christian Louboutin is NOT a photographer. He's a French shoe designer. His shoes are glorious.
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